If gay marriage affects your straight marriage obviously your marriage is pretty...– Mila Kunis (via yvonnestrahovski)
Daughter: "Mom, I love this band --"
Me: "Do you want concert tickets? Posters? CD? merchandise? DO YOU WANT TO FANGIRL TOGETHER?"
World: Lets see if Britain can top Beijing..
Britain: Country side in a stadium.
Britain: DUCKS DUCKS EVERYWHERE.
Britain: Mr Bean playing Chariots of fire. Jk Rowling reading Peter Pan.
Britain: 50 foot Lord Voldemort defeated by Mary Poppins.
World: But Beijing had-
Britain: QUEEN IN A HELICOPTER WITH JAMES BOND.
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
TBH everyone should just admit how awesome Britain...
Oh yeah, go us!
SO proud to be British right now. Incredible.
Would totally get all of Ich hor dich singen as my next tattoo if I didn’t think it would make me bawl hysterically every time I looked at it. #ToomuchDannylove
me: please be gay.
I can't believe, that Rebecca is going to leave...
ginibini: life-is-a-song-forever: After only ONE year! Thank you, Stage Entertainment for killing my hope, that it would only leave Stuttgart for coming to another city here in Germany, where they would the visitors, they wanted to have…. I hate Stage Entertainment for doing this!! I hope Stage Entertainment explodes.
Derniere Rebecca 6.01.2013
pia-douwes: untitled98383: I could cry. After Rebecca they will play Mamma Mia for six months. This isn’t fair!!!!! fucking stage entertainment -.- Rebecca? I will miss you so much :( Fuck you, Stage Entertainment, fuck you. This isn’t entertainment, it’s cruel. I don’t think I can afford to go before January :(
tyleroakley: I am Janice. Oh my lord I haven’t seen this in too long. So funny it hurts.
Don’t suppose there are any pictures or videos of Kerstin in the current production of Dracula, are there?
I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
Erm…it better or I’m boycotting my own country!
Me. Absolutely me.
me: better check my phone for messages from friends
me: *after checking phone*
me: better get friends
zombieinmybutt: wizcoylifa: what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns how high are you Ha. Can I have some?
After trying on my prom dress to see if it still fitted after six years, I asked my mum jokingly if I could try on her wedding dress which hangs beneath it. She said yes. When my mum got married, she saw the dress she wanted in a magazine, but it would have cost over £1,000. She didn’t have a particularly high paying job, and my dad was a 19 year old boy with an even lower paying job. She...
Have just found Disney’s Greatest Love Songs on Spotify. Beginning with When She Loved Me from Toy Story 2. Think it’s going to be an emotional afternoon. Man your lifeboats, family!
Me when I first joined Tumblr: I am a mature, responsible adult and I will use my blog as such. I will write about important events in my life, possibly food and movies, and I will make and communicate with friends.
Me now: gOD DAMMIT SKDFLlsdf spelling who has time for THT yolo 5evr heres some shit from my favorite fandom also TEXT POST ABOUT SOMETHING STUPID ahaha YoU DONt LyK MY SHIP GIT OWT nAO scREECH
Had intended to spend the afternoon in the garden reading, writing etc… foolish ginger that I am! I’ve been out here twenty minutes, I’m roasting, I’m burning in spite of my suncream, and my laptop will probably explode along with me if I don’t stick it in the shade like…now. Damn my fair skin! Damn my intolerance to anything above 11 degrees!
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
I survived 12 years of my life with no internet but now I can’t survive like 12 seconds waiting for a page to load something has gone so desperately wrong Worryingly true. I don’t like dwelling on it too much, it concerns me.