June 2012
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Postgraduate Rant. Do avoid.
So, it’s a year after I completed my three year History Degree. Where has it got me? It’s got me a job roasting chickens in a supermarket. I’ve been there for almost a year now. Do I enjoy my job? No, I don’t. I absolutely despise it. I wake up at 6:45 every morning to do the exact same thing day in, day out, day in, day out… etc. For the past few weeks, I’ve...
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Absolutely loving Jan Ammann’s album. May need to purchase this one.
girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face?
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
tamieh:
peacelovemetal:
sallypena:
Reblog if you think it shouldn’t be called gay marriage.
Same-sex marriage is less offensive.
^ how is calling it ‘gay’ offensive? Even gays themselves call themselves gays. Seriously, people need to stop labeling things as ‘offensive’ and file a butthurt form. Also, if it was offensive to call them gay, then the LGBT group wouldn’t be called what it...
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I am sick to death of hearing about Fifty Shades of Shit. It’s not literature, it’s not couples therapy…the effects will wear off in a few weeks, a month…and then when there aren’t any more books, you’ll all have to read the first one again, but it won’t have the same effect, and the rest of the world will have moved on and the relationship with go back to...
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The worst conversation I've ever had...
Mum: I was reading up about the woman who wrote Fifty Shades of Grey.
Me: *Awkward*
Mum: She read the Twilight books...said they really inspired her.
Me: So I heard...
Mum: So she started what is known as Fanfiction
Me: *Fuckfuckfuck she's discovered the forbidden world*
Mum: Ever heard of it?
Me: Noooo
Mum: You write stories using your favourite fictional characters
Me: Oh...right...cool
Mum: So you post a chapter at a time online and then people give you feedback.
Me: .....I see.
Mum: You'd probably be into that. Have you ever tried that?
Me: HAHAHAHAHA NO.
Kind of get the feeling my brother isn’t really talking to me…
…that may have something to do with me flipping my lid when he announced that it was eight ciders he drank the other day that made him so disgustingly ill.
And he now expects mum to buy him a box of 12 beers - all for himself - for his after prom party tomorrow.
He’s a skinny-assed fifteen year old alcohol...
before I shower: ugh fuck it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body
WHAT? TUMBLR IS NOMINATED FOR TEEN CHOICE AWARDS...
snapesbutt:
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
my-life-as-molly:
thewayitscalling-me-tangled:
WHAT? NONONOON
WE ALL KNOW IT IS, BUT
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS GUISE
IF IT WINS,
THEN EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS PLANET WILL GET A TUMBLR
NO
NO
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
NOBODY VOTE. NOBODY.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL EVERYONE....
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
randomostrichchocolates:
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
venusaurphobia:
I wonder if Jesus’s friends ever called him “Jeez” or “Young Jeezy” or “J Naz.” Naz is short for Nazareth. J Nazty. Spread the word.
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Mum and Dad are going to have a restless night…not as restless as my brother…. guess how many fucks I have going for him? At least he can actually talk now, whereas before he was so hammered “ihaslossssteeeee, Um, lossssteeeee!” was “I had lots of tea, Mum, lots of tea” when she said he’d been drinking without eating.
While they enjoy that…I’m...
Hopefully that’ll teach the stupid twat not to get drunk at 15.
Enjoy spending the night in the bathroom.
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Me: Oooh, Kerstin Ibald has recorded a song. Udo Jurgens, I've no idea who you are.
Me: Aha, the song is on Amazon.
*Plays preview*
Me: Kerstin sounds beautiful...but I don't really like Udo...and I don't think much of the song...
*Buys anyway*
iTunes: 23 plays
Me: Uh-oh
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“kerstin ibald” Did you mean: keratin bold
No, Amazon, no! Funnily enough, I did not!
Person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
Me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
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I think Kerstin Ibald would make an AMAZING Ellen in Miss Saigon.
Just sayin…
Ewigkeit: When we saw Rebecca, on both nights, I... →
rachiikins:
When we saw Rebecca, on both nights, I watched Mrs Danvers during Manderley in Flammen instead of listening to the music. Today I listened to that track on the album, and discovered that Nein, Weiss Gott! is set to the same tune as Gott, Warum?. I genuinely didn’t realise this, and in fact…
