Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say porn
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
*Don't say talked to strangers on the internet*
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We didn't do anything ever when I was your age not a damn thing go to your room
Hahaha! Oh future children, I am sorry!
Had a blood test today. Doctor is testing me for Celiac Disease. On the plus side, I’m actually being tested for something I’ve not been tested for before, and it can get sorted. On the minus side, by sorted, I don’t mean cured. There is no cure for it. It’s something to do with gluten. All that I can do is put myself on a gluten free diet. This has to be lifelong -...
Is it just me who has issues with people cheating? Is it just me who thinks it’s ridiculous when someone says “I’m not doing anything wrong, it’s him who’s cheating on his wife, not me!”? Is it just me who thinks they’ll think twice about saying that when the wife turns up and wants to kick the shit out of them because she found out? Is it just me who...
I have decided to paint. It will go well at first, then I will get half way through, hate it, and be in a strop for the foreseeable future. This happens every single time. However, at the moment, I am naively confident in my own abilities and am at least going to make a positive start! Watch me fall at the first hurdle…
Wasn’t expecting that sex scene in Birdsong. My Mum was in the room. Awkward.
“It would appear that the baby is presenting itself in the breach position.” “What does that mean?” “it means it’s coming out arse first!” ~ Call The Midwife Standard Miranda Hart.
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Pia’s Am Fluss from Dezemberlieder may well be my favourite song that she’s done. Don’t ask me why. It’s just stunning. There’s something about it.
I am done with my graceless heart So tonight I’m gonna cut it out and then restart Cause I like to keep my issues drawn It’s always darkest before the dawn ~ Shake It Out, Florence & The Machine One of my favourite songs of 2011. Lovelovelove Flo & The Mo, and love these lyrics for some reason.
If yours is a blue tune Find yourself a new tune We want the chance To jump up and dance To something by Hilton or Bing ~ Turn On The Music, Radio Times