November 2011
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If you’ll all excuse me, there’s a certain professional dance I need to go and rewatch…multiple times!
Week 9: Swinging, Stamina and Sloth Goes Wild!
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Back in the cozy comfort of the Strictly Come Dancing studio (thank god), seven couples shook off the adrenaline of finally escaping Russell Grant’s larger than life shadow and ventured into the false security of Tess’s pit, quietly fearing who will be the next pro on Brendan’s hit list to get into the wars.
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Not a football fan…don’t even think I’d heard of the man, but R.I.P. Gary Speed. 42 is far too young. Leaving behind a wife and two young children. So sad.
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Has anyone considered that perhaps the reason why Chelsee Healey’s Argentine Tango lacked the passion Harry and Aliona’s had, was because everyone is so obsessed with this idea that they might get together come the end of the series?
The poor girl cannot be seen to say or do anything with Pasha without the likes of Zoe Ball breathing down her neck. Ball was all too happy to ask...
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The awkward moment when your family is so rich you get everything you want, and don’t have to work.
Yeah, that must be real shit for you.
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Looking online for Christmas presents…
Dad: Your Mum likes Villeroy and Boch Me: I don’t want to know! Dad: It’s kitchen ware!
She’ll be bloody lucky when a plate costs £35!! However, I’ve a feeling wine glasses are much cheaper, and she does like the old vino! Alternatively, get her a drip for Christmas then she can just fill that up with wine and she’s...
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Even now I remember all the empty spaces You filled with love Even now Every corner of the world We shared is still filled With love Even now Not a day goes by When I don’t Ache for you Through my tears I still hear your laughter Even now
Stars still shine When they’re gone Hearts that break Will still beat on Letting go’s the hardest Thing to do ‘Cause all those...
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Listening to Tim Minchin’s White Wine in the Sun made me think about how weird it would be to spend Christmas in hot weather…which reminded me of how, when I was little, I used to think that Australia must have had their Christmases in June/July, when their winter was setting in, otherwise it didn’t make sense. So yeah, for a while, I had this brilliant idea that when I grew up,...
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That’s right, f*ck-tard, bring your homophobia into where I WORK! I was having an alright day until you showed up with your little digs that you think I don’t notice. It doesn’t matter how many times you give me that disapproving look, or hint that I’ll grow out of it, I’m still gay. And the more you do it, the gayer I want to be! If your wife wasn’t in her...
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Bored.
THREE WAYS I AM STILL A KID 1. The last book I read was a fairytale, with illustrations, and I loved it. 2. I want the STEPS: Ultimate Collection album for Christmas. 3. I still read my Jaqueline Wilson books. I’m 21 years old.
THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD 1. I frequently say “things aren’t what they used to be” 2. I watch, and thoroughly enjoy, antique programmes like Flog...
Strictly Come Snarking: Thank you, Mr... →
Go, Art, go!!! I hope people do kick off…I feel I may well be one of them.
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“I feel it’s a bit unfair to most of the other couples who didn’t do lifts because they weren’t allowed to, and I think if they could the routine would look more interesting. So it’s kind of, you put yourself - like, you have to choose. You want to be in jeopardy for being penalised for...
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Having a “raging queen” moment and blasting Kylie out around the house. Good times.
Australia, I commend you for your creation.
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It’s spelt Chelsea Dagger, Hannah, not Chelsee Dagger.
Oh dear, I think we all know who’s on the brain today…
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I have now decoded Holly Valance’s tweet…
There was me thinking she was being all positive about her Foxtrots, saying they were Oscar worthy… however, Urban Dictionary tells me that “Foxtrot Oscar” is a polite way of saying “f*ck off.”
You learn something new…
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Oh Australia, you were doing so well…then you created Jason Donovan.
Fail.
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Week 8 - Bigger and louder, and that's just the...
I think this sums up the show perfectly! And it makes for an amusing read too, which is always good!
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Oh at long, long last the mid-series Strictly spectacle of Wembley Arena - the pre-final target our celebrities have so wholeheartedly worked towards - arrived in a flurry of preppy cheerleaders, dangling acrobats, and rock and roll glamour. Sticking close to your roots...
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I don’t get the whole thing with tweeting “celebrities” with hateful, hurtful or just disrespectful comments, and it seems to happen all the time. No, I’m not talking about death threats received by Selina Gomez because she was seeing Bieber, because they’d have only written it in letters if she wasn’t online, and I’m not talking about a thousand people...
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Who knows where the road will lead us? Only a fool would say But if you let me love you It’s for sure I’m going to love you All the way.
~ All The Way, Frank Sinatra
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Oh Jase, thanks for the laughs!
It was all going so well and then the silly tit cocked it up!
I know it’s immature but I did shriek with laughter when the Superstar lost it on a kick and a flick!
The muck-up aside though, I still wasn’t that impressed by the jive. I found it too repetitive, and I didn’t think his technique was that great.
I think Kristina’s height compared to his is quite restrictive,...
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Strictly Come Snarking: Jiving Donovan - Return of... →
You know, when you put it like that, it does seem painfully painfully staged! I wouldn’t be surprised if they had had some help from the BBC too - I’ve noticed he’s gone from “Star of stage and screen” a few weeks ago, to “stage and screen superstar” - now he’s either paid them a significantly large amount of money to say that or it’s all part...
this-i-swearbythestars asked: Thank you very much for your advice; I want something with meaning - like the Thespis masks - that symbolizes me, myself, I. I agree with you that my passion for Wicked may die within the next ten years; it's why I'm so hesitant to get a tattoo to begin with.
