In a bid to bring a little life to my tumblr, I’m going to attempt posting a “Person of the Day” and maybe even a “Song of the Day”. I say this, however, I will most probably forget and it’ll end up being “…of the week” or maybe even “…of the fortnight” but the intention is there! My person of the day could be anybody -...
jisane asked: I am :) I didn't see Uwe for a while so I'm pretty excited :D You wanna have a report? ;)
I have got to get out of this house. I have to. But I can’t, because I don’t have enough money for a flat yet. So instead I’ll just lose the bloody plot. Excuse me, I’m off to have a complete meltdown. It’s actually preferable to listening to the utter bollocks I can hear. I don’t care, it doesn’t concern me. Just get a life.
Apparently, Gaddafi is dead!!!
Shot in the head and legs…and allegedly he begged for his life. Oh how the tables did turn!!! I hope he enjoys eternity in hell, while the Libiyans finally enjoy the liberation they deserve! *Celebrates*
Just delete me! You’ll delete my mother from Facebook because she chose to stick up for her brother after you ended an 11 year relationship with him, for your affair…so why can’t you delete me!? I know, I know, I should just delete you myself if I’m really that bothered but I have more of a leg to stand on when you kick off and say you don’t want your children (my...
“We’ll be laughing about how we used to smoke all those stupid little cigarettes and drink stupid wine, ‘cause it was what we needed to have a good time” Well no, not quite, because I’m not someone who depends on getting high and/or drunk to have a good time. I’m not a twat. And yet, these lyrics make me smile because they remind me of a very special lady :)...
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
I laughed hysterically at this....it's funny, coz it's true!
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
So, I’ve still not learnt to stop falling in love with people. It’s not literal love where I’ll be distraught if they don’t love me back - I’d be a bit f*cked if it was because some of them aren’t real! - but I do have my little (okay, huge) soft spots for people for no real reason, who I find absolutely bloody adorable or utterly amazing. I’ve a habit of...
Tumblr is really kicking Facebook’s arse at the moment…